QUOTE ME NOT ii

Spending time with you is like eating handfuls of caterpillars, uncomfortable at first..
but totally worth it when butterflies spray out of my butt! :)

When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.

Dear boyfriend, your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, girlfriend.

To those who judge me on who I talk to, the people I like, the things I waste my time on, my opinions, my appearance, my mistakes. SCREW YOU

Girls are like roads… more the curves, more the dangerous they are.

Dear girls, Please realize that clothing printed with the "word" sexy doesn't increase your sexiness in any way whatsoever. Sincerely, guy.

If lessons were taught as songs, my grades would be 100x better.

Life doesn't change people do. So learn to accept the fact that everyone is not who you thought you knew.

The awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is valid.

I wonder if aliens ask each other... Do you believe in HUMANS? *HAHAHAHA*

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Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They love inside us, and sometimes they win.

Sa panahon ngayon, coconut oil nalang ang VIRGIN! :)

If I reply to your one word texts, you must be pretty freakin special.

Abracadabra! Damn... you're still a slut

Distance sucks. The kitchen is so far from the couch.

There’s plenty of fish in the sea I just suck at fishing.

 School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards, and we are the prisoners.

The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. When you walk right at them, they're quiet.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

Dear idiots, please learn the difference between you're and your. Bye.

Excuse me bitch. I wasn't put on this planet to please you, so back the F U C K up.