Spending time with you is like eating handfuls of caterpillars, uncomfortable at first..
but totally worth it when butterflies spray out of my butt! :)
When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.
Dear boyfriend, your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, girlfriend.
To those who judge me on who I talk to, the people I like, the things I waste my time on, my opinions, my appearance, my mistakes. SCREW YOU
Girls are like roads… more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Dear girls, Please realize that clothing printed with the "word" sexy doesn't increase your sexiness in any way whatsoever. Sincerely, guy.
If lessons were taught as songs, my grades would be 100x better.
Life doesn't change people do. So learn to accept the fact that everyone is not who you thought you knew.
The awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is valid.
I wonder if aliens ask each other... Do you believe in HUMANS? *HAHAHAHA*
but totally worth it when butterflies spray out of my butt! :)
When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.
Dear boyfriend, your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, girlfriend.
To those who judge me on who I talk to, the people I like, the things I waste my time on, my opinions, my appearance, my mistakes. SCREW YOU
Girls are like roads… more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Dear girls, Please realize that clothing printed with the "word" sexy doesn't increase your sexiness in any way whatsoever. Sincerely, guy.
If lessons were taught as songs, my grades would be 100x better.
Life doesn't change people do. So learn to accept the fact that everyone is not who you thought you knew.
The awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is valid.
I wonder if aliens ask each other... Do you believe in HUMANS? *HAHAHAHA*
