INTERNET, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Okay, I’m pissed with this stupid internet connection. I think something’s wrong with SmartBro. FOCK! This is my INTERNET DAY FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE! Saturday common, don’t ruin my week. You are still my favorite no matter what, but not today please. Fix my connection! Ugh. This is not HAPPENING! 1.0 Mbps? Are you kidding? How can I be productive at this time? What about my Facebook account? Oh crap. This totally suck!